Today, while waiting for what seemed like a never ending installation, there was a short lull in productivity. To fill that rare gap I engaged in a conversation about job descriptions.
It reminded me of the days gone by at my last job where the organisation chart and employees job descriptions were amended when a new contract bid required it!
After a lot of discussion and ideas for each other we whittled the list down to just 1 for each person. The list was as follows –
Micro Management Specialist
Part Time Unaware Operative
Piss Taking Strategist
Vacab Consultant and Pun Controller
Chief Grumpy Office and Junior Piss Taking Executive
Needless to say that I was given `Piss Taking Strategist`, which I have so say I was more than happy with.
Much like a self-signed SSL certificate the self-assigned job titles mean very little outside of the office, shame though as it would go great with my `Sex and Distribution` name badge that I got from Microsoft all those years ago….