Enough now

Today I have decided to call it a day on something. Not sure why I hung onto it for so long but I think today proves, rather stupidly from my point of view, that it will not so much be the same again but more there will be nothing ever like it again.

While I still have some things in the back of my head, I am willing to leave them there and have them as one of those memories that you never can or want to forget, but one you can call on now and then for a smile and a good feeling.

Hmmm 🙁

Wine that homos drink!?!?

You couldn’t make this shit up! I done Matraco a favour by fixing his pc that was infected with loads of dodgy shit, one being the Cryptowall 3 virus.

I do not know what the hell happened, but for some unknown reason none of his documents were encrypted. Maybe it was because there was loads of other crapware / shit ware / fag ware on there to clog up the system? Maybe it had too many spring onions or marrows on it, or maybe it was because he was using plastic gloves to type? Either was he is one lucky SOAB.

So, to say thank you for saving his life, he bought me some alcoholic beverages. Not just any alcoholic beverages. It was special alcoholic beverages. Apparently it was, and I quote `wine that homos drink`??? What the fucking hell?!?

That specific aside, I shall enjoy said alcoholic beverages, as its not often that TAB splashes his cash on anything other than marrows.

Cheers Matraco

Goodbye dadfat.com

I am saying goodbye to another domain name today, dadfat.com!

Dadfat.com was the drunken brain child of Smokey and myself while out with the munters in Cambridge one evening. We planned to do lots of things with it, so I spent a few months writing the site and released it to the world and all the fat dads out there.

Money then got tight and I had to stop the hosting, but I kept the front page up as a reminder that it could be back at some stage.

Sadly now that will not be happening as I have no real time to write/develop another website and no real spare money to waste on hosting and domain name renewals 🙁

dadfat.com will always be with me 🙂 and I have enjoyed it while it lasted…….

RIP dadfat.com 23/09/2007 – 23/09/2014

40!!!

After months of planning and lying about what I was doing, it is finally the wife`s 40th birthday!

I have spent months buying her 40 presents. Me and the kids coming up with ideas of what to get her. Some of the presents are useful, some of them are gimmick or fun things based on 40 years, and some of them, well some of them are for me!

I also spent ages sorting out how to give them to her and planning what would happen through the morning. A bit of teasing with the presents, making her guess what they were, as they were all in one box, she didn`t seem to like that! H read out what each present was about, in the form of some cryptic sentence. Somehow we managed to leave 1 present out of the box

I think that she was pleased with it all, she bloody well better of been as she got what she had been moaning about for months!! 🙂

I got what i wanted for my 40th
I got what i wanted for my 40th

Was also a very rare day, can’t remember the last time it happened, but Smokey, The Gladiator, The Ogre and myself were all together for a chat and a laugh, and boy was it a laugh.

At last all 4 of the lads together
At last all 4 of the lads together

As you can see the 2 sensible ones are on the right. The Gladiator, who we had not seen at his best for a long long time was doing his normal, tyre irons were mentioned, along with Grunda, the Stow and loads more shite, funny shite, funny shite that no one had a clue what it was about!!
There was also the obligatory `he`s gone missing` situation, where more booze was purchased, not sure why that was necessary as there was fuck loads there, but it did make for an interesting time.
Sadly due to family illness Smokey had to leave early, which has left me in a bit of a situation, mainly that there are now well over 30 bottles of cider in the garage that I got for him, it’s going to take me months to drink all that!

Almost a full get together

Today, an event almost happened where the creating force behind my snowey domains were together for the first time in years, our annual Easter Egg hunt for the kids.

Sadly the Ogre was not with us, which was a shame as I had cooked him 12 sausages on the bbq, and knowing how he likes his grub I didn`t want to let him down when he turned up.

There was Smokey, The Gladiator and Me (Snowey) together for a few hours, a few hours to have a catch up, a laugh, a piss take, some food, more of laugh, lots more piss taking, lots more food, even more piss taking, even more laughs and so on…
Highlight has to be when The Gladiator turned up with his sun glasses only to find that they were a pair of 3D glasses from the cinema. Oh how we have missed him!

We even managed to participate in a `Dads` egg and spoon race. Smokey tried to do a sneaky and hide in the toilet, but I wasn’t going to let him get away with that, so with the promise of a bit of bluetak to keep his egg on his spoon we had the race. Surprisingly Smokey won and took away the prize of an Easter Egg. Was gutted as I had my eye on that…

3/4 of the lads

It was a shame that The Ogre wasn`t there, but hopefully he will be coming to the Munters birthday in a few weeks time….

I see faces

A conversation with the silver fox today, quiet a strange one, left me thinking that he might need to get his medication looked at.

It started off with him borrowing a wet tile cutter from PBM earlier in the day. He neglected to make sure that there was a blade in the machine to cut the tiles! Not a good start.

Then he set about cutting some tiles to put in to his new walk in bathroom. Upon cutting the first tile he noticed that when it got wet there was a mark resembling a face on the tile?! WTF is he taking the piss?

Not being content with that unusual unique design, he put all the tiles back in his car and took them back to the shop, stating to the customer services rep that he could see faces! The rep must have taken pity on him and seen that something wasn’t right, and said he could change them all. The Silver Fox did say that he didn’t want the tiles in case there were more `faces looking at him`.

I wasted no time at all in informing the Kent connection of the situation, who came up with what I can only describe as a to the point and factual observation of the event
“What a knob head”
I don’t think that either of us had laughed so much, I thought he was going to choke and die!

In all fairness, I think I need to put across The Silver Fox’s point here, if that is at all possible, so I have tried to replicate, to the best of my knowledge and ability, the faces he said he could see in the tiles!? I will update this entry when I have managed to get such detail.

Snowey Blog Import!

Today I set about trying to import my old Snowey blog posts. There were 644 entries dating back to 22/09/2005! Didn`t realise that I has posted so many!

I wrote a quick PHP script to take each table entry and check for certain criteria with in the blog posting. If they were not there then it would import the entry.
The criteria that I was checking for were – inappropriate language, inappropriate content, content that I had deemed no longer relevant and a few other miscellaneous things.

Sadly there were only a few entries that were passed and imported! Given that I don`t really think that it is worth importing those few as they might not be understandable due to prior blog postings not being there for reference!

Will have to see though, as some of the posts I would like to put back up.

Goodbye www.snowey.*

After more than 11 years of running my Snowey websites I have decided to take them offline.

I started them as a bit of fun when Smokey and I were forced to participate in various social events and gatherings and ended up like a couple of plums in the corner.

Sadly, now I have grown up, they do not fit in with my life style anymore and a lot of the content is not really appropriate for what I am doing now.

I will never dump the domains so maybe one day, when I have more time, more money and more appropriate things to go on there and I might restore them from the backup.